The Dallas Cowboys, a team that scores a gaudy 29.7 points per game, thanks to the laser-precise arm of Dak Prescott (who’s slung 13 TDs against just 3 INTs), are sitting here at 2-3-1. The defense has been historically generous, allowing a league-worst 411.7 total yards per contest. The mounting pressure on DC Matt Eberflus has reached the point where someone had to step out and offer a public pardon.

And that man was head coach Brian Schottenheimer, stepping straight into the fray. “I’ve been Matt,” Schottenheimer admitted. He continued, segmenting the tough reality, “I’ve been where people are calling you out and saying you don’t know how to coach and, ‘Man, this guy is the worst coach in history.’ Matt Eberflus is a damn good football coach.”

That declaration, a five-wor

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