PHILADELPHIA, PA - In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl.

Every week, Biden will release short soundbite updates that will be pressed on 45s, while his longer, feature-length podcast will be on full-size 33-1/3 records.

"Every day after school, when you gather with your chums to listen to records, why not give my podcast a spin?" Biden said in a speech. "You're down at the hop, doo-woppin' with all the cool cats, and maybe they'll think you're square for wantin' to spin a record from ol' Uncle Biden here. But you gotta tell 'em they're cruisin' for a bruisin' and you're the one who's cookin' with gas."

"Anyway, text www. 30330 to Joe dot biz to check out the new podcast, folks," he c

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