The two teens accused of violently assaulting a former DOGE superstar in DC got a slap on the wrist this week after appearing in court and both will avoid time behind bars.

A pair of 15-year-old suspects were given probation by a DC court judge after they were identified in an attack on Edward "Big Balls" Coristine over the summer, according to multiple reports.

The boy was handed a 12-month probation sentence and is now under house arrest, while the girl was handed a nine-month probation sentence and was remanded to an area youth shelter.

A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC. A @Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her. It is time to fed

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