Caress me, Father, for I have sinned.

A shirtless Brazilian priest was caught hiding the fiancée of one of his parishioners under a bathroom sink — but the clergyman claimed that the woman was only taking a shower.

Father Luciano Braga Simplicio was confronted by a group of angry men inside the parish house of Our Lady of Aparecida Parish as the furious groom-to-be unleashed a spirited outburst. 5

The unholy site unfolded on Oct. 13, in the 5,000-person town of Nova Maringá in the state of Mato Grosso, approximately 300 miles east of the Bolivian border.

The priest, wearing only gym shorts, attempted to leave the room several times, but was blocked and ordered to open a door that the mob believed the missing fiancée was.

Simplicio had allegedly snuck the woman to his home next to

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