LAKE ARROWHEAD, CA — The pastor of a local Calvary Chapel reportedly took a leave of absence this week after being shocked to learn there are books in the Bible other than Revelation.

Witnesses claimed they first knew something was wrong when, halfway through a sermon about how the mark of the Beast was probably a microchip, Pastor Bill Davis lost his composure and started frantically flipping through his Bible.

"Whoa! How did I miss all this?" Davis reportedly said before abruptly ending the sermon.

"Uh, love each other," he said. Then, he closed his Bible and quickly left the altar, leaving the praise team to fill in the gap.

According to sources, Davis suffered an existential crisis. He later recounted his experience with the community: "So there I was, preaching about the end times

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