Australia, we are told, has a problem.
China wants to sell us cheap electric cars. How dare they! Chinese makers have been overproducing; nobody is making money, and prices are going down.
You can buy, if you're sufficiently unpatriotic, a BYD Dolphin for something like $32,000 driveaway - not as cheap as they're selling it for in Shanghai, but then, I suppose, Temu has to charge something for delivery.
Cheap cars? No, we can see right through China's contemptible evasions. We must, evidently, unite with the Europeans and the Japanese and Mexicans and Koreans and British and fend off these vile corruptors - a new coalition of the willing, a Grand Alliance, standing forthright against communism? Capitalism? Something that needs standing against, at any rate.
Looking at that list of our