Ilove that the literal Academy Museum — given that people watching the Oscar red carpet basically invented the concept of the modern red carpet — was apparently created without giving any thought at all about how to create their own visually successful red carpet events. Everyone here looks like they’re in the corner at a convention center! Why!!! You know the stylists of the world bitch about this on the group chat. Speaking of bitching, let’s complain about what people wore. (I’m actually not that bitchy herein, I just could not resist that segue.)

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