It is the season of Halloween , so it is time for my annual ode to candy, since Halloween is far and away the greatest candy event of the year.

Candy, sweet candy, how do I love thee, how do I reach for thee in the convenience store?

Candy, sweet candy, how toxic is thy love for me. They sweetness is a nectar that brighteneth my eye, roundeth my belly, and delighteth my dentist.

Candy, sweet candy, how I craveth thee, how I longeth for thee, oh candy, sweet candy.

There now, I feel better. Or worse. That’s the thing with candy. I love candy, always have, but candy does some fearful things to an aging body, so I have to constantly tell myself ‘no’ to candy. Need a news break? Check out the all new PLAY hub with puzzles, games and more!

This goes way back. I suppose I’ve always lo

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