On January 6 families all over America will be sitting down to a nice warm meal of Trump Steaks and ketchup. Kids will be opening briefcases full of presents and grandpas will be falling asleep on the couch with Fox News on the TV. But when your family is gathered around the decorated podium to sing songs of merriment, don't forget the real reason for the season: Donald J. Trump.

Remember, Trump is still our president. He had the election stolen from him by a lizard in a Joe Biden mask with the aid of Chinese freemasons. Never forget!

Every holiday has its own special meaning. Sometimes it's powerful (Christmas) and sometimes it is literal devil worship (Halloween). However, corporate greed always finds a way to exploit our bonds of unity with flashy advertising and expensive novelty gif

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