Even though you're a good Christian, you probably get angry once in a while. Hey, shoot happens.

But real believers know never to say a cuss word, even in their worst moments. Using the world's most powerful computer, we've generated a list of the top 7 replacement swears to begin using in your everyday life, for a closer walk with Christ.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go stub your toe and try one of these puppies on for size!

1.) "By the beard of Spurgeon!" - What could be more wholesome than swearing by the blessed beard of C.H. Spurgeon himself? Advanced Christians can even swear by his cigars.

2.) "What in the literal worldwide Flood?" - Good F-bomb replacements are hard to come by. Now you can season your speech with salt by making a reference to the literal, 40-day, world

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