SAN DIEGO, CA - The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon.

"We know Harvey loved to prey on teen boys, that ol' stinker," said Secretary of the Navy Carlos Del Toro. "So, to honor his memory, we will be filling this Navy oiler with exactly the kind of underage foster kids that were exactly Harvey's type."

Historians confirmed that Milk was indeed a sexual predator who preyed on young boys but also confirmed that anyone who brings up those details is a homophobe.

After the commissioning, the ship was sent out on its very first assignment: to spread the message of love and tolerance around the world, exc

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