NEW YORK, NY - Sesame Street announced today that they will drop all episodes featuring the letter "Q" as the "letter of the day." Producers of the show claim that teaching kids about the letter "Q" could lead them to believe in strange conspiracy theories, and it might even make them do things like storm the Capitol or even post strange memes on the internet.
The move to drop the letter "Q" comes after a crowd of angry protesters raided the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, many of the protesters wearing the letter "Q" on their upper arm as a symbol of hate and violence.
"Sure, we want the children to be educated," explained Sesame Street Writer Ken Scarborough. "But the letter 'Q' has become a dangerous letter. I mean, what if these kids grow up to be terrorists-- or worse, Trump supporters?

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