U.S. - Faced with the prospect of a communist running on the Democratic ticket, establishment Dems realized they couldn't do it on their own: they needed to morph into their more powerful forms and combine into a towering mech, just like when they defeated Bernie back in 2016.

"Power of senility!" Biden cried as he morphed into his more powerful form. "Demozord, assemble!" he added, summoning the rest of the establishment to fall in line.

Each of the candidates who had dropped out then morphed into their final forms:

"Power of the furry!" Beto shouted, putting on his furry suit.

"Power of the Demogorgon!" cried Klobuchar, invoking the power of the vicious demon-beast (she remained unchanged).

"Power of Howdy Doody!" shouted Buttigieg, transforming into the superpowered puppet.

"Power

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