CANTWELL, MI - Chuck Fritz, bassist in the worship band at Grace On Fire Community Church in Cantwell says that the band's worship leader, Garret Milner, still has no idea he exists. This was confirmed last Sunday when, during a mid-song prayer, Milner prayed, "Lord, hear our guitar, our piano, our tambourine, our drums. Hear our song lifted up to you..."
"He mentioned the tambourine and not the bass. It's pretty clear he doesn't even know I'm back here," said Fritz. "I think part of it is the fog machine. I tend to be lost in a heavy mist most of the time we are playing."
Reporters asked church pastor Mark Horwick if he felt the bassist should be given more acknowledgment. The pastor appeared confused by the question.
"I'm not sure what he does. Every once in a while I catch a glimpse

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