As voting for Presiding Officer over the House Of Representatives stretches into a 14th ballot, some analysts have begun calling for an outsider to energize the stalled process, rather than continuing with negotiations centered around Kevin McCarthy. There must be some qualified being other than the California Republican at the center of the gridlock – to that end, here are 10 candidates we believe could discharge the duties of Speaker of the House:

Lukewarm bowl of Cream of Wheat: The charisma of McCarthy combined with the strength of Boehner. A perfect candidate!

Jellyfish: It's less squishy and has more of a backbone than most Republicans.

Bose Smart Soundbar 700 - With Bluetooth®: One of the best speakers on the market, according to Amazon reviews.

Pete Davidson: He can appar

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