TAMPA, FL - As the world bickers back and forth over men or women being better, local stay-at-home mom Sally Glover has announced that she doesn't have to worry about that at all, according to sources.
"I guess I never had to ask myself if I was just as good as men or not," said Sally Glover. "I just assumed being given the awesome power to grow and nurture a child was enough. I didn't need to listen to nonsense to feel validated."
When Sally Glover heard that the President had just said that women can do anything as well as or better than a man, she just shook her head and laughed. "Well, that sounds a little patronizing to me," she said with a chuckle. "Fortunately, I have 3 examples looking right at me of just how worthy and amazing I am-- but please, tell me more about how I'm oppres

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