BRITAIN is allegedly hooked on The Celebrity Traitors , the show where celebrities pretend to be cunning strategists while being outwitted by Alan Carr. But is it time to admit the game makes no sense?

The money is for charity

Why do they care so much about being murdered or banished when the prize money is for charity? They’re all multimillionaires so could easily cough up that amount for sick squirrels without having to screw over Celia Imrie. ‘Ooh,’ they gasp as £10,000 is added to the pot, people who would not turn on Christmas lights in Norwich for such a paltry sum.

They don’t need to catch Traitors early

While it’s fun to watch Claudia upbraiding Stephen Fry for being a moron, their howls at not voting out Traitors instantly are unnecessary. The show has a fixed number of epis

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