NEW YORK, NY - Zondervan Bibles has just announced the release of the NIV Partisan Bible , an innovative new Bible design featuring a fully removable portion of Romans 13 for when you really don't like the new President of the United States of America.

According to Zondervan's press release, Romans 13:1-7 will easily separate and lift right out of the pages of Scripture using their patented Pick-and-Lift® technology, handy for when you don't like the president. The reader can then study and meditate upon Romans 12 and immediately take their devotions right to Romans 13:8 without skipping a beat. You can store the passage in a handy pouch right on the back of the Bible, so you can put it back in when a guy you like gets elected.

In addition to the removable Romans 13, which seems to cle

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