Andrew Windsor should be in a cheap flat

So it seems that Britain’s least eligible bachelor is finally removing his teddy bears.

The fairytale’s over, the gates are closing, and Andrew is no longer a prince. Instead, he’s now Andrew Mountbatten Windsor; in other words, he’s a commoner.

The poor man has been stripped of his titles and struck from the roll of peerage; and he’ll no longer be able to live in the cushy Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor. Tragic, really.

But that raises as many questions as answers, chiefly: where is Andrew off to?

That’s the real enigma. He still might get another royal residence, despite losing his royal status, with reports currently suggesting York Cottage.

That name has a conveniently humble ring to it – in reality, it’s a royal stately home that sits in the grounds of Sandringham estate.