WORLD - After Facebook suffered a brief period of outages and technical errors this morning, utopia suddenly broke out around the world, multiple sources across the globe were reporting.

Dogs and cats began lying down together in harmony, people of opposing political parties emerged from their homes and talked to each other like rational human beings, and multiple antifa and white supremacist groups were seen laying down their arms. Thousands of people walked in a daze toward the center of their towns and villages, where people joined hands and sang Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind" in a spontaneous act of peace and harmony, though they all reportedly sounded better than Bob Dylan.

"It was almost... miraculous," said one teary-eyed television commentator. "As soon as people could no long

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