BY: JAKOB B. FRIESEN, CONCERNED PARENT
Oba, yo! So all my children are playing this game on the television. I think it’s called ‘Fortnites’. Well, we had a meeting about it with the elders and, oba, let me tell you, we are concerned, yet, mighty concerned. If your child is not yet playing ‘Fortnite’ please stop them before they start. Otherwise, these things will happen to them for sure yet!
They will yell a lot. When they lose the game, they’ll get angry and yell and throw things. You may be used to this from playing playing Dutch Blitz or knipsbrat. But watch out because a young person can yell a lot louder than Oma Schmidt.
They will refuse to do their chores. My shildren want to yust play and play that game and they don’t even enjoy malking the cows anymore. I don’t know what’s

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