If you haven’t yet subjected yourself to the three-episode premiere of “All’s Fair,” I have a challenge for you: Break out a stopwatch, start the timer the moment the action begins, and see how long it takes for your jaw to detach from the rest of your face.

No cheating! Holding your mandible in place with your hands, or one of Kim Kardashian’s Skims Seamless Sculpt Face Wraps™, is prohibited. You absolutely must allow your lower face to slacken naturally, which may be right around the moment Kardashian parts her artificially plumped lips to make a heroic attempt at acting.

My chin sank southward when it hit me that Naomi Watts, Sarah Paulson, Niecy Nash-Betts and Glenn Close, award-winning and highly acclaimed actors all, agreed to be backups to the socialite-turned-starlet-turned-almos

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