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To paraphrase Katie Price, never underestimate the C.

And by ‘C’ I mean Alan Carr and by ‘underestimate’ I mean irrevocably misjudge and end up dead.

Because it turns out Alan Carr - a comedian well-known for his chaotic persona - is a murderous genius.

Already a national treasure, his time on the Celebrity Traitors has been so entertaining that he should now be elevated to the upper echelons of famous faces with tenure.

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Perhaps he should be knighted. Or we could build a statue. Hell, why not just carve his face into Mount Rushmore? View 4 Images

Like most, I wasn’t sure how far Alan - a man prone to collapsing into peals of giggles - would get as a Traito

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