YOU might be the most right-wing person in your local branch of Wetherspoons at 2.45pm on a Monday, but are you right-wing enough to run the BBC? Find out:
What is the most urgent problem facing Britain today?
A) Immigration
B) Immigration, the holding of incorrect opinions about Israel, and the undemocratic denial of a general election even though Reform are ahead in the polls
C) Immigration, the rise of fascism not being covered positively enough, the shameful refusal to hire Tommy Robinson as a One Show host, and what that man said at Glastonbury
What is the BBC’s most important mission?
A) To ‘educate, inform and entertain from a sensibly right-of-centre perspective’, like Lord Reith said
B) To educate viewers that lefties are wrong, inform them of their duty to vote Reform in

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