BOULDER, CO - Well, fellow social justice warriors, we regret to report that the patriarchy has claimed another victim: meet Seth Ryder, a 4-year-old boy who is already reinforcing toxic traditional gender roles by choosing to play with a train set rather than his sister's Barbie collection.

Say it with us: this is not OK !

Although his sister's Barbie dolls were lying on the floor just waiting to be played with, Ryder walked right by them and began playing with the "choo-choos," obviously having been negatively influenced by years of institutionalized gender bias and patriarchy. His horrified parents tried everything to get him to play with the Barbies: they coaxed him, bribed him, and even spoke positive words of affirmation to him.

But it was too late, and the patriarchy

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