U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency's investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and waste, a new study found that people trying to stop financial audits usually have great reasons and are totally innocent of any wrongdoing.
The study collected data from multiple audited institutions and individuals and showed conclusively that anyone who is opposed to audits and scrutiny of financial transactions is completely without fault and not trying to hide anything whatsoever for any specific reason.
"Everyone who doesn't want to be audited is blameless," said Dr. Evan Hornblower, lead researcher on the study. "An astounding 100% of people polled who voiced opposition to government agencies being audited said they were doing so with ent

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