The saga of the broken elevator at Equinox Printing House is reaching new heights, pitting gym rats against the luxury building’s residents, Page Six hears.

We’ve already reported twice since 2024 on the now-infamous lift, which has been infuriatingly unreliable.

The finicky amenity would be annoying enough, since it often means gym users are left competing for the equipment that happens to be on the ground floor, and its been known to separate members from their belongings in the upstairs locker rooms. But more irksome still, many of the features of the swank $3,600–a-year gym — including the rooftop pool and “zen room” — are on the upper levels.

But a weight has been, er, lifted, with news that the elevator is being replaced.

But in during the year-long overhaul, we’re told that me

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