TRAUMATISED by the image of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob, as suggested in recent Epstein file leaks? Drive it from your mind with these:

A lovely sunrise

Nothing is more beautiful than waking up early and watching the sun begin its roseate journey over the horizon. It’s as majestic and humbling as life gets. It’s even better with a coffee cradled in your hands, perhaps made for by a lover after you spent the night together. Like Trump did for Bubba the morning after he blew him. Ah f**k.

Your favourite film

A classic movie on the big screen is the perfect escape from reality. The lights go down, the film starts, the world outside melts away and anything is possible. It probably felt like that on Epstein Island which is why Donald Trump was able to get on his knees and take Bill

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