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U.S. — As the investigations continued into the deadly events of the new year, FBI agents were reportedly baffled that terrorist attacks could even occur as they had already imprisoned all of the January 6 attendees.
Despite hunting down and incarcerating everyone who was present at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, terrorist incidents still somehow happened in multiple cities, leaving federal investigators shocked and dismayed.
"We're at a loss as to how this could still be possible," said FBI spokesperson Special Agent Curt Schampers. "We totally thought we had eradicated all extremism and potential threats of domestic terrorism when we locked up all those grandmas and patriotic citizens over the last few years. You should have seen the looks on e

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