Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart

BEING afflicted with same-song syndrome isn’t necessarily a barrier to success. These artists have discovered what works and are in no hurry to change it:

Sam Fender

Shouting in a tone of mild panic, always propelled by the same driving drumbeat, Fender races through his one song as if he desperately needs a crap and knows a sax break will cover it. Lyrically, he lists things he remembers like a musical Peter Kay and appeals to much the same audience.

AC/DC

Making 17 albums of single power chord riffs is a wilful lack of creative flair only an Australian band would have the balls to base a career on. Listening to two different AC/DC albums is like visiting the Burger King in Corley services and then visiting the Burger King on Swansea Union Street. They’re identical and to you, that’s