By Joanna Kramer, aged 42, a mother-of-three from Alderley Edge

MIDDLE-class mums on cocaine one week, middle-class mums on Tramadol the next. I’m blasting skunk nightly. Where’s my f**king Daily Mail article?

I have a responsible job as a GP or head of HR or some shit like that. I have beautiful children who go to good schools. My husband works in finance. I’m white, in case you didn’t get the hint from the last three sentences.

But while all these coked-out yummy mummies are drowning in demonising coverage and the tranq-addled are finally getting their due, what do I get for rolling a fat one nightly and smoking it in the extensive gardens of our five-bed £750,000 home? Ignored.

What, is cannabis not dangerous now? No Daily Mail worthy of the name ‘bigoted hate-sheet’ would ever beli

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