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U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history, newly released CIA files revealed that President John F. Kennedy was killed by seed oils.

The thousands of previously classified files provided a detailed account of the who, how, and why of Kennedy's death, confirming long-speculated conspiracies that humanity's most deadly killer — seed oils — took the life of the popular 35th president.

"It appears JFK consumed so much seed oil that one day it overloaded his system and made his head explode," said one medical expert. "We've heard of things like that happening."

"It's been them all along. How could we have been so blind?" asked investigative journalist Dean Renfroe, who

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