Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from the direction the company has been heading for quite some time now.

In the wake of this announcement, here are 10 totally based changes coming to Disney this year:

Mickey and Minnie will be forced to finally marry and stop living in sin. They've been dating over 100 years. It's about time.

Racism will be added back into the Splash Mountain ride: Nature is healing.

Donald Duck will be required to wear pants. His days of corrupting the youth are over.

The new Snow White movie will replace Rachel Zegler with conservative superstar James Woods. An actor of his range and caliber could totally pull it off.

Pocahontas will get a job as a greeter at the c

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