PASCO, WA - The Garrison family was able to get ready for church and into their minivan in a record 14 hours Sunday morning, afternoon, and evening, sources close to the churchgoing family of six confirmed.
With most of the family arising with a full five minutes to spare before the sermon started, the Garrisons took only 4 hours to shower, 3 hours to pick out their outfits, and 7 hours to find their shoes before jumping in the van and leaving for church.
"Our previous best was 16 and a half," family father Joseph Garrison told reporters later that night after they had returned home, missing the service by a dozen hours. "We're pretty proud of pulling off this personal best."
"We're particularly proud of our 15-year-old daughter, Mary-Beth, who only Snapchatted in bed for five hours bef

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