SACRAMENTO, CA - Thanksgiving is going to look a little different this year in California. Last week the California legislature updated the holiday and renamed it "ThanksGavin," in honor of the new state motto, "Thanks, Gavin," which everyone in California says every time something really awesome happens.
While families will be encouraged to gather, it will be limited to three households. All members must be in hazmat suits and not speak unless they are espousing the tenants of the Black Lives Matter organization. Singing is discouraged, but whispering songs under your breath is permitted. Giving thanks to anyone but Gavin Newsom is strongly prohibited. Eating is OK as long as the food is pressed through three layers of face mask material.
While many carols and new traditions are expecte

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