The Sherwood Police Department continues to have some social media fun at the expense of alleged lawbreakers.
The department’s latest “missed connections” Facebook post seeks two young men who allegedly broke into “a school designed for 8 year olds.” It says they tried to enter classrooms before a janitor spotted them and sent the suspects fleeing.
The post heralded the janitor as “a man who already survived 18 years of chocolate milk catastrophes, glitter spills, and scraping gum off the desks.”
“He stepped into that hallway like a final boss with his keys jingling like the sound of destiny,” the police department wrote, adding the hashtag #CaughtByMrClean.
“You ran for your lives through the school trying to make your escape after failing the pop quiz about making good decisions,

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