White rural rage is the deadliest threat to democracy that democracy has ever been threatened by. Every day, rage-filled rural whiteys are lying in wait to destroy our way of life as we know it. Not good!
To help you recognize this terrifying new threat, here are 10 ghastly examples of white rural rage:
This man enjoying a good book instead of reading The New York Times
No telling how much misinformation is in that book he's reading.
This mother teaching her homeschooled boy how to do math
Imagine all the queer history this poor child is missing out on.
This AI-generated photo of two meth heads fighting at a Waffle House
For his own safety, our photographer could not go into a real Waffle House.
These public restrooms that are separated by male and female
Imagine how unsafe thi

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