Let’s just get this out of the way off the top, Yes, the team that Cleveland beat yesterday is quite bad. But for Browns fans, wins are like the McRib sandwich: Even though it’s not great, it’s available to us so rarely that it tastes like Prime Rib and we get overly excited.

Full candor, I tried to continue the metaphor by making Shedeur Sanders a Shamrock Shake, but it got too convoluted so I bailed.

Regardless, have the Browns finally found their quarterback of the future? Possibly, but most likely not, based on a variety of observable factors and historical precedents.

However, I must be getting soft in my old age, because I had a hard time maintaining my well-earned Browns cynicism yesterday, while watching that brashly-confident NFL Nepo Baby Sanders ignite an undeniably exciti

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