As Putin's wicked forces of darkness bear down on the peaceful utopia of Ukraine, you may be asking yourself: "What can I do to help?" Fortunately, there are things we ALL can do to express our extreme displeasure with Putin that will surely have a powerful effect somehow! Do your part, citizen!

Here are ten things you can boycott to protest Russia:

1) Your Russian mail order bride: You may have said your vows, but she'll definitely understand when you tell her it's important to the war effort!

2) The Russian mob when hiring hitmen: You have plenty of other options, like the notorious Mexican cartel MS13 or Hillary Clinton.

3) Communism: Really, you should have done this long ago.

4) All your Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper: Replace it with all-American Cheeseburger Macaroni fl

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