FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, is spending the night with his ‘crew’ in a graveyard with treats kindly provided by Drilla’s older brother.

WAGWAN? Active J ‘as been hexperiencin’ da great houtdoors, fam. Crewdem an’ man decided to ‘ave a hadventure by campin’ hovernight in da local graveyard wiv da deadbots, innit?

Active J wanted to camp on da school hastroturf pitch, coz it is less rank, but crewdem thought man woz bare scared of deadbots climbin’ out of dem’s boxes an’ eating man’s flesh in da night. Are you jokes? Man is scared of nuffink, fam. You is.

Parentdem wanted Active J to stay in da nearest Malmaison hinstead. But man sed Active J is a brave bossman an’ is protectin’ him’s crew so will need a tent, innit. So man took parentdem to Go

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