Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.

Here are just a few examples:

Trump will probably die before he's 100, so he can only be president for like 20 more years: No one lives forever.

Trump got totally owned by Jimmy Fallon or Kimmel or whatever his name is: Tens of people saw it.

The right is currently tearing itself to shreds, arguing about whether they should team up with literal Nazis, so the future for Democrats is pretty bright actually: Just hold on a little longer.

You can still go back and rewatch your West Wing DVD box set: It's the closest thing to the real-life utopian Obama era.

There are lots of other countries to live in other than America: The weather in Somal

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