THE final season of Stranger Things is here, and long-time viewers may need some help catching up. Who better to help than Nathan Muir, who hasn’t seen it?

Okay, so it’s about this town in small-town America called Hawkings where kids are playing Dungeons and Dragons. So as you’d expect they’re sad twats.

Anyway, because it’s the 1980s and D&D was like magic spells back then, one of them goes missing like in Poltergeist . It’s because they’ve summoned a Hexagorgon, called that because D&D figures have this hexagonal base.

It’s come from the Upside Down, which they nicked from Hellraiser . Good movies those. Anyway there’s some more Spielberg bits, flashlights and kids on bikes, but with the synthesiser soundtrack from John Carpenter.

Then Eleven turns up, who’s that girl Mill

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