OTTAWA, ON

Deciding that the “whole crazy experiment” of having a diverse range of opinions in his caucus and cabinet was a “bad idea” after all, Prime Minister Trudeau has removed Jody Wilson-Raybould and Jane Philpott after they held him accountable for his bullshit.

“Because it’s 2019,” said Trudeau, feeling completely justified in his actions. “What more do I need to say?”

Apparently, Trudeau believes that integrity, transparency and diversity “are outdated 2015 values that no longer apply.”

“Had I known I would be appointing honest and ethical individuals to my cabinet, I never would have given them the jobs in the first place,” he said during a breakfast meeting. “From now on I’m going to get these people properly vetted to make sure a travesty of this magnitude never occurs agai

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