A WOMAN trying to perform a controlled, sensual boob-jiggle for her boyfriend accidentally triggered less welcome jiggles elsewhere.

29-year-old Hannah Tomlinson had intended a sexy tit-shake to excite her partner when emerging from the shower but fears the reverberations spread and set off a less attractive full-body wobbling display.

She said: “The boobs quivered very alluringly, so no problem there. Unfortunately that cascaded to a number of other body-fat seismic events.

“Belly, arms, thighs, all joined in and my suddenly freezing in place only precipitated further rippling, continuing for what felt like a good ten seconds. I wanted a saucy tit wiggle that would not go amiss in a burlesque show. Instead I’ll be lucky to ever get laid again.

“I should have realised boobs are only a

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