I’ve searched long and hard for a unique take on this game. Trust me. I went deep into the Take Mines armed with ropes, ladders, flashlights, pickaxes, dynamite, the whole prospector starter pack. I hunted for hours. Hours that felt like days. I scoured every corner, flipped every rock, and vowed not to rest until I found something that would both enlighten and entertain the dear readers of this site who I consider to be my closest and most important friends.

Friends, I failed.

I know.

I’m disappointed too.

But look, this game was a barren wasteland. A dried up, tumbleweed rolling, nothing but dust and regret kind of wasteland when it came to interesting things. I was floundering. I was grasping at straws. I was holding the tiniest of nuggets up to the light, hoping one of them might s

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