You will be aware by now of the Duchess of Sussex’s exploits as a professional arts-and-craftser, a purveyor of aesthetic je-ne-sais-quoi s, a Blue Peter presenter for adults who think being served a cocktail in a teacup is a good thing. Just this year we have already been treated to two full seasons of her Netflix show With Love, Meghan , which on first impression was an extraordinary feat of fake nothingness in which she showed us how to… put things in jars? Make our house guests so comfortable they feel guilty for coming? Drop five grand on a children’s party to which no children are invited? The list goes on.

Thought it was over? Thought it couldn’t get worse? Think again: it’s Christmas, and if that’s not an excuse for another hour of thinly veiled millennial uptightness and

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