SUCCESS is often guaranteed for privileged people. But sadly for listeners these poshos chose music instead of the more traditional career path of high finance.

Bastille

Private schoolboys in music have always cosplayed as the poor, like this tongue-in-cheek bunch named after a very famous ‘down with the rich’ event. Could their use of the delta symbol in their branding suggest a side-hustle in asset management? Probably. Luckily for Bastille if the revolution comes, so-so indie rockers probably won’t be the top priority for la guillotine.

Mumford & Sons

It’s almost cruel naming your band of poshos exactly like a wealth management firm, but nowhere near as cruel as flooding the charts with songs that are basically The Hokey Cokey for adults. Very posh guitarist Winston Marshall had t

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