Starbucks has confirmed what we all feared. The Bearista Cup (you know, that clear, doe-eyed, cutesy little emotional-support tumbler that turned the internet into a stampede of otherwise normal adults) is slouching back into our lives. Again. So get ready to feel inadequate once more. The company teased yet another drop of the now-infamous Glass Starbucks Bearista Cold Cup on December 8, sending fans into a caffeinated frenzy normally reserved for PS5 restocks and Black Friday fistfights. Though, details are limited.

If you somehow missed the last several waves of mass hysteria, here’s a crash course… The Bearista is a $29.95 glass cold cup shaped like a cartoon bear who looks like it pays rent late and apologizes too much. Starbucks calls it “instant joy with every sip” (sure, Jan). It

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