INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship tournament, the NCAA reluctantly confirmed that the College Football Playoff selections were made by an alcoholic penguin.

While still considered a vast improvement over previous processes used to calculate rankings, bowl appearances, and championship opportunities, the alcoholic penguin selection process faced immediate criticism from media pundits and fans. The NCAA assured everyone that this was the fairest way to get it done.

"We know it seems weird, but it works," said NCAA President Charlie Baker. "We understand that some fans may feel that this is no way to determine which teams are selected to play in the championship tournament, but our alcoholic penguin, Sven, hasn

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