KINGDOM OF GONDOR — The people of Gondor are beginning to wonder if they should move their capital city of Minas Tirith away from the big fiery shadow mountains filled with orcs that hate them and seem intent on killing them all.

Ever since Isildur and Anárion, the sons of Elendil, founded the South Kingdom of Gondor, the people of the realm have always questioned why their rulers decided to start their capital a stone's throw away from an active volcano land populated by orcs, trolls, and all sorts of nightmare creatures. A recent poll conducted under the Steward of Gondor, Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II, has revealed that 88% of citizens of the kingdom feel that now it might be prudent to move their capital just a skosh westward to get away from the innumerable hordes of orc armies un

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